Retired Funny Tee — “I Was Tired Yesterday, I’m Tired Again Today”
White / S
$29.99
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Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This relaxed-fit tee uses garment-dyed cotton so the color and texture feel broken-in from day one. The playful front graphic — a cheeky “retired / I was tired yesterday I’m tired again today” layout with subtle checker accents — sits casually across the chest, making this shirt an easy choice for slow mornings, porch talks, and errands when comfort matters more than formality. Lightweight but substantial, the fabric softens further with each wash. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to stay comfortable and let your sense of humor do the talking.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Retired Funny Tee — “I Was Tired Yesterday, I’m Tired Again Today”
$29.99
Details
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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