{"product_id":"retired-funny-tee-i-was-tired-yesterday-i-m-tired-again-today","title":"Retired Funny Tee — “I Was Tired Yesterday, I’m Tired Again Today”","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This relaxed-fit tee uses garment-dyed cotton so the color and texture feel broken-in from day one. The playful front graphic — a cheeky “retired \/ I was tired yesterday I’m tired again today” layout with subtle checker accents — sits casually across the chest, making this shirt an easy choice for slow mornings, porch talks, and errands when comfort matters more than formality. Lightweight but substantial, the fabric softens further with each wash. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to stay comfortable and let your sense of humor do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49901483131108,"sku":"65065608250303401923","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":49901483163876,"sku":"12931598104144391963","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":49901483196644,"sku":"11882233046522764906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":49901483229412,"sku":"11531237844919092539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49901483262180,"sku":"13656125433946842127","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":49901483294948,"sku":"12611913384876570265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":49901483327716,"sku":"12079766262403989813","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":49901483360484,"sku":"31923862651975511288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49901483393252,"sku":"19730967444286713610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":49901483426020,"sku":"78990946536554070880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":49901483458788,"sku":"12963338564762981687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":49901483491556,"sku":"32122986412147230550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49901483524324,"sku":"14453493964797549843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":49901483557092,"sku":"23193917152198614892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":49901483589860,"sku":"25950385290104749827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":49901483622628,"sku":"16996574831085439020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49901483655396,"sku":"21340814145544998130","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":49901483688164,"sku":"30712765682662443145","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":49901483720932,"sku":"27756530732570892547","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":49901483753700,"sku":"23837063107181208431","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":49901483786468,"sku":"20216745299225662862","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":49901483819236,"sku":"50766580841561034553","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49901483852004,"sku":"20165634029099646529","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":49901483884772,"sku":"28209307858240272637","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":49901483917540,"sku":"25963881967661108734","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":49901483950308,"sku":"12795525510279912324","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49901483983076,"sku":"29881805124545230799","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 4XL","offer_id":49901484015844,"sku":"31771068714561640323","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/0063\/8180\/files\/20260918133757-1f1b3662-8d4a-673a-85e6-9eb54f430e31.png?v=1789738884","url":"https:\/\/gracegirlco.com\/products\/retired-funny-tee-i-was-tired-yesterday-i-m-tired-again-today","provider":"Grace Girl Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}